WillTileXXX – Carmen Valentina – Neighbor – CAVA530

Carmen Valentina, the neighborhood’s culinary spy, decided to infiltrate Will Tile’s fortress of domesticity after his wife’s potluck casserole had once again left her in second place. With the stealth of a cat burglar and the desperation of someone who’s tired of being known as “the lady who brings that mediocre pasta salad,” Carmen cornered Will in his living room and demanded the secret recipes. Will, ever the loyal husband, put up a defense stronger than his wife’s meatloaf, until Carmen deployed her nuclear option: the neighborhood rumor mill had it that Will’s bedroom was more dormant than a volcano. Will sputtered denials like a malfunctioning sprinkler, but Carmen, sensing she had him on the ropes, proposed a trade more scandalous than using canned frosting in a from-scratch cake: one peek at the recipes in exchange for a horizontal tango that would definitely break his wedding vows. Will, figuring that what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, agreed to the culinary coitus deal, proving that for some men, the path to a man’s heart really is through his stomach.